The Pussification of America -- Part II

The Pussification of America -- Part II
By:  Jennifer Jessee and Ardie Cohen

What a Week
Last week's news topped the charts with "pussification" stories.  Political agendas have gone wild.  They are control dramas to play on emotions vs appealing to common sense.  The government is made up of people but for some reason they believe that they know what is good for us better than what we know is good for us.  Our lives have been willing handed over to elected officials because most of us feel as if we did our job by voting.  So instead of doing they right thing, they abuse our trust and use us to get what they want -- power, money, prestige, Hollywood gigs -- none of which are in our best interest as individuals or society.

Often I watch the news in disbelief.  Yes, we all live our own reality so it's often hard to pin down who is out of touch.  I can say with a great deal of certainty, that the farther man is removed from the salt of the earth, the more he becomes enamored with his own folly.  Even the commercials are ridiculous as they do not depict any one's real life.  Cup of Johan?  Please Gevalia.  Johan translates into John.  So do you need a "cup of Joe" or do you need to use the restroom?

The Pussy List

http://thepeoplescube.com/

While Obama has his "kill list," I keep a pussy list.  Last week's news was so full of pussies -- where do I begin?  A great model for me to follow would be Letterman's top 10 list so ignorantly presented by the queen of not funny, Michele Obama.  A 15 TRILLION DOLLAR dept is no laughing matter but somehow she finds herself a celebrity as "First Lady."  You know what's really funny?  I never saw Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, Laura Bush or even Hillary Clinton showing such disrespect for the importance of the position of President of the United States of America.

Drum Roll Please...
Number 10:  Goes to John Galvin, Bureau of Labor Statistics "Acting" Commissioner on "Green Jobs".  While being questioned by GOP Rep. Darrell Issa, Chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, Galvin couldn't even answer Issa when he knew the answers to Issa's questions.  Instead, Galvin hung his head and played opPUSSum (the act of playing opossum when you're a pussy).

Number 9:  Jog on up to accept your prize Mr. Obama!  "The notion that my White House would purposely release classified National Security information is offensive..."  Hello.  This isn't about you.  This is about National Security -- THE LIVES of our American soldiers and the well being of our country.  Get over yourself.  After all, there are FIVE (that we know of) major security leaks.  And you're offended?



Pussification Jubilee

Lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy baby.

Number 8:  Prince Phillip's bladder -- speaking of leaks.  While floating down the Thames during the Queen of England's Diamond Jubilee, the royal Highness's husband, Prince Phillip got a bladder infection.  I feel for the guy considering it was splattered all over the ticker tape.  But how do you get a bladder infection floating down a river?  And why is this story even in the news?  Psss.  Didn't the founders of America FLEE England because of oppression?

Note to self:  Take antibiotics before participating in the royal follies.

Number 7:  The Queen's Flotilla.  It resembles America -- broke and going down the river while saying "the private sector is doing fine."  I didn't realize that 14.8% (includes unemployed, under employed and those who have given up) is considered as "doing fine."  Notice Camilla Boles in the above photo?  See America.  Even royalty makes simply dreadful mistakes.

Back to you Anderson...
Number 6:  CNN.  You are Pussies for not covering Governor Walker's Wisconsin SECOND win in the recall election.  In your denial, you switched to cover news in another country -- the Diamond Jubilee.  Truly pathetic.  When the going gets tough, CNN changes the subject which is exactly why this story was in the news.  It's a shiny object--a diversionary tactic on behalf of the media when they don't want to cover REAL stories.

How many liberals must fit in this bus
in order for it to be "GREEN"?

Number 5:  Not so Magical Bus and the "Solidarity Sing Along".  Yes a "Bizarre Brain Disease Makes Wisconsin Liberals Keep Singing After Recall Defeat."  Your bus needed to be short instead of purple.

Number 4:  The liberal loser in the video below playing the crying game, "Democracy died tonight," he sobbed in response to Gov. Walker's recall win.  I despise losers who cry.  As the saying goes, "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."  Being a cowgirl, crying isn't allowed.  Whether you win or lose, you still call it a day and learn from your mistakes.  Some of your finest lessons can be learned from losing.  Some of your greatest victories happen when you lose. Some of your greatest wins are attributed to everyone else having a bad go.  Crying only gets your saddle wet.  So cowboy up...loser.  Democracy DIDN'T die.  It was in fact VICTORIOUS.

Number 3:  The Donald.  Trump is at it again and thank G-D he's not running for president of the United States.  In this demonstration of showing his ass, he forgot that he wasn't right.  The Donald is suing Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Monnin, for defamation of character.  Monnin is anti-transgender competing in beauty pageants for "natural born women" and claims that pageants are "rigged."  Monnin refused to retract her statement or apologize in the time frame designated by Trump.  Good for her!  Someone needs to stand up to this moron.

Number 2:  Barbara Walters (Alli Baba)
While the world knows of the atrocities happening to the people of Syria, Barbara Walters, holding the once honorable anchor position as a real journalist at ABC, apparently believes that conscience and humanity doesn't apply to her.  After all, she hangs out with all of her liberal friends who believe the same way.  This is why she looked beyond the Syrian genocide and attempted to use her influence at CNN and other networks to get someone in Bashar al-Assad's regime a job.

So...Should Barbwa Wah-Wah be let off the hook?  Absolutely, NOT!  Her haughty attitude and how she treats "guests" who don't agree with her on "The View" isn't acceptable in the real world.  Hey, Barb...we are held accountable out here.  Trying to pull out the "oh, gee...I'm sorry" card just because you were caught doing something despicable shouldn't get you off the hook.  It might work for Obama, but it doesn't work for you.  You're fired!

Number 1:  Bill Maher.  "Is there no level Bill Maher won't stoop to attack a conservative?

On HBO's Real Time Friday, the Obama-supporting, anti-Semitic, Christian-bashing, Socialistic host said during his New Rules segment, 'Now that Scott Walker has survived his recall, he has to tell us once and for all was he that kid in Deliverance.' "  Honestly Billy, playing a banjo takes talent -- something YOU don't have.  The only instrument he can play is the little, bitty organ between his legs.  While his contemporary comedians have all gone on to become real celebrities (Steve Martin, for instance), Billy is still pandering his caustic, atheistic rhetoric on HBO.   I would be worried about hurting his feelings, but that assumes what drives him involves morals based on some theology.  He believes we are all only a random biological event: it is understandable why he has made the top of our Pussy List.

BOOBY Prize:  It was a toss up but the winner is...Miss Rhode Island, Olivia Culpo.  She might have won Miss America but there is nothing American about she answered the "twitter" question:  "Would you feel it would be fair that a transgender woman wins the Miss USA title over a natural-born woman?" She took a pause and said that she has embraced the Miss Universe Organization’s decision to allow transgender competitors to compete in the pageant. "I do think that that would be fair, but I can understand that people would be a little apprehensive to take that road because there is a tradition of natural-born women, but today where there are so many surgeries and so many people out there who have a need to change for a happier life, I do accept that because I believe it's a free country," she told the audience.  Olivia caved on a question of morals, ethics and values in order to win the liberal judges.  Sorry Missy but even in a "free country" there are rules. 


Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are solely those of the author unless otherwise stated. You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

Pussification of America -- Part 1

Part 1:  "Are we not men?  We are…."

By:  A. Cohen

Listening to the local news this morning during my commute brought about an epiphany that nearly caused me to run my truck off the road.  Liberals are pussies.  Their goal is the complete "Pussification" of America.  It made me nervous.  Will I have to start wearing pastel colors, man-scara to enhance my eyelashes or Spanx to slim my physique?  Will I have to give up my Dodge RAM diesel truck for a Scion, BMW or electric car?  Arrrggg.  What the heck has happened to us?

Growing up was filled with affectionate messages from my parents like, "Get outside and DO something."  That meant getting on my dirt bike, bicycle or skateboard and heading out to find something to do.  If I hurt myself, my parents would look to see if the injury was life-threatening.  If it wasn't, it was met with "Don't worry about it.  It's not close to your heart."  Little League baseball meant someone actually pitched!  What the heck is "T-Ball?"  If your kid can't hit, shouldn't you teach them to play another sport?  Pitiful.

Part of the Pussification is to remove the gender-ness of society, like there are no differences between men and women other than what is supposed to be between our legs.  Of course, with Chaz, who knows and who cares?!  Feminism really blew it for women.  Flannel shirts and mustaches aren't "okay" for women in my book, regardless of what liberals say.  What's wrong with a woman expecting a man to open a door for her?  Now, there are only two times a man opens a car door for a woman: (1) The car is new; or (2) She is new.  If a man does, it is considered an insult.  "Oh, sure...like I can't open the damn door for myself."  Geez...I'm sorry ma'am..er, uh sir...whatever I am supposed to call you...very confusing.

Maybe it's because men are just too girly.  Sure, I see them try to run alongside Allen Parkway.  They more closely resemble Jerry Lewis in a comedy skit than they do an Olympic event.  It's supposed to be a work-out.  It's supposed to build strength and increase the health of your cardiovascular system, not attract attention.  Is one of these guys going to be able to change a tire without calling AAA?  I'm surprised that they are able to pick up a loaf of bread without getting warmed up first.

So...I make my way through the parking garage.  One of my favorite things to do is drive in first gear so that all of the pussified vehicles' alarms go off.  Sorry.  Little things amuse real men.  I grab my brief case/computer bag and head into the office building.  In front of me is a big guy, about 6'4" and 260 pounds, pulling what looks like an airline stewardess' bag.  It's this little bag with rollers and a long handle.  I looked at him, then looked at the bag, then back at him.  He must have seen the confusion in my eyes because he tossed he fat head back and scurried off pulling his manly bag behind him.  Really?  This guy is almost a big as me.  I know he is capable of using he shoulder strap or carrying it by the handle.  Have you no pride, man?!  

I guess all of this can be better explained by looking at our government.  We have been considered a super-power as a result of our strength and capabilities.  We used to never apologize for being more advanced, more capable and having more resolve than any other country in the world.  All this has changed with the current regime.  Our fearless "leader" and his Secretary, Billary, have trotted the globe bowing down before all  governments and apologizing for being who we are...winners.  All of the "statistics" show that the American upper educational system is substandard; yet, why do terroristic countries like Libya, Iran and Palestine send their students here?  We know it.  We know that we are educating the next generation of terrorist leaders.  But what does the pussified liberal doctrine claim?  If we educate them and be real nice to them, they will like us.  After all, shouldn't we all just get along?  You know.  Spread the wealth.  "World Order."

You have to be kidding me.  The people in our government were the ones who sat on the sidelines while others played sports.  No guts.  The people in our government were in the house vacuuming and washing dishes while we were outside working on the car, fixing a fence or doing yard work.  No character.  If they were confronted by someone who challenged them, they either cried and ran home to momma or pissed their pants and apologized for having an opinion.  Yes, this is our own President.  When Joplin was destroyed, where was our President?  You guessed it.  He was on a plane to Ireland to plant a tree, get in touch with his Irish roots and give American taxpayer money away instead of taking care of his own people.  Maybe we aren't "his own people" after all!  Instead of playing by the rules of the governmental system, O'bama has been whining that if everyone doesn't do what he wants, he will hold his breath and "get important things done via Executive Order circumventing Congress' authority."  He had all of the tools at his disposal.  It was a liberal dream come true with a Socialist President, liberal Senate and House.  He still failed.

Instead of admitting that we, as Americans, made a mistake by putting Hussain in the Oval Office, the liberals claim that he just hasn't had enough time.  Oh sure...that's like the Rangers claiming that they would have won if they had more innings!  "They didn't lose.  They just ran out of innings."

As the first segment to my Pussification saga comes to a close, I want to leave you with one final thought.  All Western European countries who have gone down this road before us are in terrible shape morally and fiscally.   Are we going to sit by and let this happen?