The Pussification of America -- Part II
By: Jennifer Jessee and Ardie Cohen
What a Week
Last week's news topped the charts with "pussification" stories. Political agendas have gone wild. They are control dramas to play on emotions vs appealing to common sense. The government is made up of people but for some reason they believe that they know what is good for us better than what we know is good for us. Our lives have been willing handed over to elected officials because most of us feel as if we did our job by voting. So instead of doing they right thing, they abuse our trust and use us to get what they want -- power, money, prestige, Hollywood gigs -- none of which are in our best interest as individuals or society.
Often I watch the news in disbelief. Yes, we all live our own reality so it's often hard to pin down who is out of touch. I can say with a great deal of certainty, that the farther man is removed from the salt of the earth, the more he becomes enamored with his own folly. Even the commercials are ridiculous as they do not depict any one's real life. Cup of Johan? Please Gevalia. Johan translates into John. So do you need a "cup of Joe" or do you need to use the restroom?
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Drum Roll Please...
Number 10: Goes to John Galvin, Bureau of Labor Statistics "Acting" Commissioner on "Green Jobs". While being questioned by GOP Rep. Darrell Issa, Chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, Galvin couldn't even answer Issa when he knew the answers to Issa's questions. Instead, Galvin hung his head and played opPUSSum (the act of playing opossum when you're a pussy).
Number 9: Jog on up to accept your prize Mr. Obama! "The notion that my White House would purposely release classified National Security information is offensive..." Hello. This isn't about you. This is about National Security -- THE LIVES of our American soldiers and the well being of our country. Get over yourself. After all, there are FIVE (that we know of) major security leaks. And you're offended?
Pussification Jubilee
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Note to self: Take antibiotics before participating in the royal follies.
Number 7: The Queen's Flotilla. It resembles America -- broke and going down the river while saying "the private sector is doing fine." I didn't realize that 14.8% (includes unemployed, under employed and those who have given up) is considered as "doing fine." Notice Camilla Boles in the above photo? See America. Even royalty makes simply dreadful mistakes.
Back to you Anderson...
Number 6: CNN. You are Pussies for not covering Governor Walker's Wisconsin SECOND win in the recall election. In your denial, you switched to cover news in another country -- the Diamond Jubilee. Truly pathetic. When the going gets tough, CNN changes the subject which is exactly why this story was in the news. It's a shiny object--a diversionary tactic on behalf of the media when they don't want to cover REAL stories.
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Number 4: The liberal loser in the video below playing the crying game, "Democracy died tonight," he sobbed in response to Gov. Walker's recall win. I despise losers who cry. As the saying goes, "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game." Being a cowgirl, crying isn't allowed. Whether you win or lose, you still call it a day and learn from your mistakes. Some of your finest lessons can be learned from losing. Some of your greatest victories happen when you lose. Some of your greatest wins are attributed to everyone else having a bad go. Crying only gets your saddle wet. So cowboy up...loser. Democracy DIDN'T die. It was in fact VICTORIOUS.
Number 3: The Donald. Trump is at it again and thank G-D he's not running for president of the United States. In this demonstration of showing his ass, he forgot that he wasn't right. The Donald is suing Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Monnin, for defamation of character. Monnin is anti-transgender competing in beauty pageants for "natural born women" and claims that pageants are "rigged." Monnin refused to retract her statement or apologize in the time frame designated by Trump. Good for her! Someone needs to stand up to this moron.
Number 2: Barbara Walters (Alli Baba)
While the world knows of the atrocities happening to the people of Syria, Barbara Walters, holding the once honorable anchor position as a real journalist at ABC, apparently believes that conscience and humanity doesn't apply to her. After all, she hangs out with all of her liberal friends who believe the same way. This is why she looked beyond the Syrian genocide and attempted to use her influence at CNN and other networks to get someone in Bashar al-Assad's regime a job.
So...Should Barbwa Wah-Wah be let off the hook? Absolutely, NOT! Her haughty attitude and how she treats "guests" who don't agree with her on "The View" isn't acceptable in the real world. Hey, Barb...we are held accountable out here. Trying to pull out the "oh, gee...I'm sorry" card just because you were caught doing something despicable shouldn't get you off the hook. It might work for Obama, but it doesn't work for you. You're fired!
Number 1: Bill Maher. "Is there no level Bill Maher won't stoop to attack a conservative?
On HBO's Real Time Friday, the Obama-supporting, anti-Semitic, Christian-bashing, Socialistic host said during his New Rules segment, 'Now that Scott Walker has survived his recall, he has to tell us once and for all was he that kid in Deliverance.' " Honestly Billy, playing a banjo takes talent -- something YOU don't have. The only instrument he can play is the little, bitty organ between his legs. While his contemporary comedians have all gone on to become real celebrities (Steve Martin, for instance), Billy is still pandering his caustic, atheistic rhetoric on HBO. I would be worried about hurting his feelings, but that assumes what drives him involves morals based on some theology. He believes we are all only a random biological event: it is understandable why he has made the top of our Pussy List.
BOOBY Prize: It was a toss up but the winner is...Miss Rhode Island, Olivia Culpo. She might have won Miss America but there is nothing American about she answered the "twitter" question: "Would you feel it would be fair that a transgender woman wins the Miss USA title over a natural-born woman?" She took a pause and said that she has embraced the Miss Universe Organization’s decision to allow transgender competitors to compete in the pageant. "I do think that that would be fair, but I can understand that people would be a little apprehensive to take that road because there is a tradition of natural-born women, but today where there are so many surgeries and so many people out there who have a need to change for a happier life, I do accept that because I believe it's a free country," she told the audience. Olivia caved on a question of morals, ethics and values in order to win the liberal judges. Sorry Missy but even in a "free country" there are rules. Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are solely those of the author unless otherwise stated. You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.
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